The world is full of greedy people and as we are told the capitalist system is actually greed driven, with guys who go by pretty names such as investors, CESs and entrepreneurs sitting at the helm. In their new jargon of profit maximization, these guys keep investing ways of how to milk you. When you read what I call the capitalist manifesto, the wealth of nations by Adam smith you will know what I mean. Actually I read somewhere recently that the system is in crisis. The world is facing a recession it has never seen before. Why because some guys got too greedy and gobbled up even the capital itself! So down came tumbling the capitalist giants of ages, Enron, the Lehman brothers, united airlines the list goes on.
Strange as it maybe, no one wants to be called greedy; if you don’t believe me just try telling your boss he or she is being greedy and ought to be thinking of others. Just be very polite and try this line “mheshimiwa bwana mkubwa boss don’t you think the company is being a bit greedy that most of the profits are not used to increase salaries? The most probable outcome is that you will be fired immediately.
I am telling you from my own experience. I tried to suggest such a thing to my boss and the next due to incompetence! See what I mean? Greedy people strongly discourage greed. If your boss sees it in you, I am sorry that will definitely mark the end the road. Well I am tired of sitting and watching, I am already doing something about it. You must have heard of Bernard Madoff that American who was jailed recently in the USA for swindling billions of dollars form innocent investors. The exciting part of his story is that those billions he stole are yet to be recovered.
My wild guess is that the money might be holed up somewhere in Bongo. Yes, Bongo. Where else in the world would you think that money would be. This place is immune to financial scandals. The EPAs, Richmonds, Merentas are not implicating enough to land anyone in jail. So if the FBI is willing to give out a cut I would be very willing to help them locate the cash. Just a hint, I know where o look bwana, the elections are just around the corner and Bongo politicians will be splashing out cash like leaves. Of course, this is a well kept secret so don’t waste your time tying to convince me to tell you. To make sure nobody comes after me after the FBI are gone, I have written a letter to the newly appointed attorney General Bwana Warema. Here is an excerpt.
Dear Mr. AG, I hope that you are not sick. You know hat I mean swine flu is spreading around like a plague, or maybe it is a plague who knows?. You must have fumigated that office before you started your term. Well, I don’t have first hand evidence whether you did it or not. Its no secret the last boss wasn’t very comfortable init. Thank you for warning people who like branding other wicked names such as ‘Fisadi’ without having any proof. I am about to work with the FBI to help locate the Madoff billions in Bongo. I believe I will be successful and therefore I will instantly become a Bongo shillings trillionair.
Mr. AG as you know, Bongo paparazzi will immediately christen me a Fisadi the moment they find out my new status. I totally agree when you say they should be using their pens to inform the public and not condemning people. my idea, brother Obama should lease the Guantanamo bay to us instead of shutting it down. This would make a wonderful home for these noisy fellows who are currently polluting our media with this ‘Fisadi’ witch hunt. I tell you this way we shall all be safe from the pressure Mr. Mwanyika had to endure for the last couple of years.
Strange as it maybe, no one wants to be called greedy; if you don’t believe me just try telling your boss he or she is being greedy and ought to be thinking of others. Just be very polite and try this line “mheshimiwa bwana mkubwa boss don’t you think the company is being a bit greedy that most of the profits are not used to increase salaries? The most probable outcome is that you will be fired immediately.
I am telling you from my own experience. I tried to suggest such a thing to my boss and the next due to incompetence! See what I mean? Greedy people strongly discourage greed. If your boss sees it in you, I am sorry that will definitely mark the end the road. Well I am tired of sitting and watching, I am already doing something about it. You must have heard of Bernard Madoff that American who was jailed recently in the USA for swindling billions of dollars form innocent investors. The exciting part of his story is that those billions he stole are yet to be recovered.
My wild guess is that the money might be holed up somewhere in Bongo. Yes, Bongo. Where else in the world would you think that money would be. This place is immune to financial scandals. The EPAs, Richmonds, Merentas are not implicating enough to land anyone in jail. So if the FBI is willing to give out a cut I would be very willing to help them locate the cash. Just a hint, I know where o look bwana, the elections are just around the corner and Bongo politicians will be splashing out cash like leaves. Of course, this is a well kept secret so don’t waste your time tying to convince me to tell you. To make sure nobody comes after me after the FBI are gone, I have written a letter to the newly appointed attorney General Bwana Warema. Here is an excerpt.
Dear Mr. AG, I hope that you are not sick. You know hat I mean swine flu is spreading around like a plague, or maybe it is a plague who knows?. You must have fumigated that office before you started your term. Well, I don’t have first hand evidence whether you did it or not. Its no secret the last boss wasn’t very comfortable init. Thank you for warning people who like branding other wicked names such as ‘Fisadi’ without having any proof. I am about to work with the FBI to help locate the Madoff billions in Bongo. I believe I will be successful and therefore I will instantly become a Bongo shillings trillionair.
Mr. AG as you know, Bongo paparazzi will immediately christen me a Fisadi the moment they find out my new status. I totally agree when you say they should be using their pens to inform the public and not condemning people. my idea, brother Obama should lease the Guantanamo bay to us instead of shutting it down. This would make a wonderful home for these noisy fellows who are currently polluting our media with this ‘Fisadi’ witch hunt. I tell you this way we shall all be safe from the pressure Mr. Mwanyika had to endure for the last couple of years.
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